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The great question smurfs vs umpa lumpas

Tue Feb 7, 2006, 1:16 AM
Are the great question that has lasted throughout the millenia that has been the reason for many great wars and deaths. every one has an oppinion from great leaders to us common folk.

The question? Which would you rather employ smurfs or umpa lumpas.

there are many things to have to think about for instance.

smurfs work hard at all time with a smile on their face and a song in there hearts. while umpa lumpas are always groutchy, sarcastic and when they do sing a song its always having a go at someone for their mistakes in life.

But on the other hand umpa lumpas have no union and therefore do not have the new work man or human rights acts applied to them. Smurfs on the other hand do have a very strong union with union leader papa smurf meaning you have to be very careful what you say or how you treat them.

there does not really seem to be a right or wrong answer but i would have to go with umpa lumpas.

(btw we're talking about the original umpa lumpas from the first movie not the ones in the johnny depp version. Short Orange People!!!)

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